earthempress:

There’s really some weird ass shit on here sometimes and when I come across it I feel like I need to lock myself in my room and reevaluate my life choices does that make any sense at all

(via cresnt)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong, via interjects)

maddyoverboard:

kiss me until i forget how worthless i am

(via cliffucka)

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

(via definitive)

punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

(via interjects)

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via interjects)

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via definitive)

pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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(via definitive)

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(Source: fajitastic, via interjects)

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